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Best Christmas ‘Toys’ Ever!

Christmas is over and it’s that magical time where the tree is up, it still feels like the holidays  but the toys are unwrapped, new and just waiting to be destroyed played with.
I’m not sure about your kids, but mine got a great haul from Santa this year! Lucky kids. Play play play!
Here are the most popular toys that the kids are playing with.

The magic blinky toy that controls how many times we can watch ‘Rudolf and the Bumble’.
This seems to be the most fun when it is ripped and thrown into the furthest recesses of the house. Except the scotch tape— that goes directly in the mouth.
Who does laundry during the holidays? Apparently not me! Turns out a 7 foot pile of skanky, gravy stained clothes is the best thing EVER.
They came with my purple denim jeans circa 1998. Brought out to accessorize my holiday ‘fat pants’. Excellent for wrangling baby sister.
Beating the crap out of each other that is. It’s a good thing I have babies that are built like tanks…and the extended warranty.

Thanks Santa. Much appreciated I’m sure. See you next year.

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2012 Fruits and Veggies Desktop Wallpapers

Here is a happy-happy fruit and veggies (& legume) desktop calendar.

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And here is happy-happy desktop wallpaper!

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Happy downloading. Now get back to work.

2012 Momster Wallpaper Calendar

Hope everyone’s weekend was wonderful!
Just wanted to say thanks for supporting me this first year and wanted to give back by giving away some digital desktop calendars the the new year.
Here is one based on the Momster series.
Download at will ladies and gentlemen! (There will be a few more this week…just gotta make ‘em)

Momster Desktop Calendar


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Momster Desktop Wallpaper

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O Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas, and happy holidays to you and yours! Thanks so much for visiting me this year :-)
Love, Jana, Kelly, Jack & Rowan.

12 Boogers of Christmas

My kids snot has its own personality…so I thought that I’d hijack a beloved carol to celebrate them.( That’s right, nothing is sacred around these here parts…)

Everybody sing!


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    This blog was started in 2011 by artist and illustrator Jana Curll during maternity-leave with her second child.
    In 2012 it was opened up to other masochistic parents (or observers of parents) who feel compelled to draw their stories.
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