Hallo! You’re thinking of contacting me huh? Suh-weet!
You’re probably wanting to do that for one of a few reasons:
a) You want to submit a post. Yes! Thank you! Criteria includes:
- It should* be a story or observation about parenting and/or kids. You don’t have to be a parent…it can even be a story about your childhood or about a child or parent you know. (*recipes or other useful or helpful posts are fine too.)
- It needs some sort of illustration to go with it. We’re open to all mediums other than photographs. It can be simple picture to go with your writing, or in comic form or whatever you’d like. Use your imagination.
- Please no shameless plugs for your product or service, but of course you may link to your site or blog.
- Please no hate content (self hatred fine and often unavoidable.)
b) You want to place an ad or have me review a website/product. Except for a few affiliate links, I haven’t really monetized this site yet. Maybe a long someday away. It’s on the “oh, GOD…will I ever get around to that?” list. If you do have an awesome product or website, I’m all ears (or eyes I suppose), just forgive me if it takes me a while to get back to you.
c) You want to commission work from me. Awesome! Send me a note and I’ll see if I can help you. If not, I have a list of colleagues who may be able to if I can’t.
d) You want a link on my blogroll. If your site has illustration and kid/parent content on it and are cool with linking to me, super! I’ll take a look and get back to you. I would love to include everybody, but let’s face it, this site is cluttered enough. Gotta promote the drawing. (Except the Fascist Foodie. He kept me from dying in Europe. That deserves a link, illustrative content or not…)
e) You like what you see want to say so. Thanks! It’s always appreciated that you enjoyed something you saw here. May sunshine and butterflies rain down on you.
f) You hate what you see and want to say so. I appreciate that. You’re obviously an overly caring and considerate individual with a calling to help poor misguided souls like myself. I thank you for that. Your email will promptly be forwarded to this Nigerian lawyer I know who also needs helpful people like yourself.
That said, press on, young one. Press on.
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