Momster: Supermatrix Unrealisticata

Posted on | October 17, 2011 | 1 Comment

The Monster of all Momsters:

Name: Supermatrix Unrealisticata

Commonly known as: Super Mom

Characterized by:

• organized house
• spotless car
• bankbook in order
• freezer full of turkey lasagna
• an irritatingly chirpy facebook status that often end with “phew!”
• a cupboard full of Xanax

Kids identified by:

• being better than yours

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