Top Songs to Give Birth By
Posted on | October 13, 2011 | 7 Comments
Whoo hoo! Your water has broken, contractions are gearing up! Time to break out the karaoke machine. Am I right ladies?
Here are some tunes I recommend for your labouring pleasure.
Number 5: Everybody Hurts — REM
 Michael Stipe is cuter and sadder than your baby. Adopt him. |
‘Cause everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends Everybody hurts. Sometimes. BOUNUS EPIDURAL TRACK: It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. |
Number 4: Push It — Salt-N-Pepa
| Oooh Baby baby A, push it – p-push it real good. Hey! Ow! …Better make it fast or I’m gonna get pissed! |
 These ladies know how to rock the maternity wear – any time. |
Number 3: Welcome to the Jungle — Guns N’ Roses
 Slash says: Take the drugs. |
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n knees, knees. I wanna watch you bleed! (I also recommend singing along to the opening scream.) |
Number 2: Imperial March (Darth Vader’s Theme) — John Williams
| BUH BUH BUH BUH-BA-BUUH, BUH-BA-BUUH… (Let’s face it, you hear this music and you know big, bad, bald trouble is coming out of a hatch somewhere. *shudder.*) |
 Uh. They were out of storks in the giftshop *HKOH*. |
Number 1: Ring of Fire — Johnny Cash
 Johnny knows. |
Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring … And it burns burns burns, |
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October 13th, 2011 @ 9:08 am
I’m saddened “Baby Got Back” didn’t make the list, but happy that “Bleedin’ Love” didn’t.
October 13th, 2011 @ 9:16 am
Hah! There might have to be a sequel.
October 13th, 2011 @ 9:40 am
Totally hilarious, Jana! And maybe “Big Girls Don’t Cry” could be a runner-up.
October 13th, 2011 @ 10:11 am
Yup. Another good one. A sequel in the making.
October 13th, 2011 @ 10:26 am
I love that Darth Vader’s theme is in there, that is currently the #1 favourite at our house. It is played on the piano and hummed all. day. long. I never thought of it in terms of having the kids but I can totally see it.
October 14th, 2011 @ 7:33 pm
I was hummin’ the Cash tune the entire last three months
. I STILL think you’re a genius, in case there was ever any doubt.
October 23rd, 2011 @ 10:21 pm
Omg! Way too funny!!!!