Posted on | October 13, 2011 | 7 Comments
Whoo hoo! Your water has broken, contractions are gearing up! Time to break out the karaoke machine. Am I right ladies?
Here are some tunes I recommend for your labouring pleasure.
Number 5: Everybody Hurts — REM
|‘Cause everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts. Sometimes.
BOUNUS EPIDURAL TRACK: It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Number 4: Push It — Salt-N-Pepa
|Oooh Baby baby
A, push it – p-push it real good. Hey! Ow!
…Better make it fast or I’m gonna get pissed!
Number 3: Welcome to the Jungle — Guns N’ Roses
|Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n knees, knees.
I wanna watch you bleed!
(I also recommend singing along to the opening scream.)
Number 2: Imperial March (Darth Vader’s Theme) — John Williams
|BUH BUH BUH
(Let’s face it, you hear this music and you know big, bad, bald trouble is coming out of a hatch somewhere. *shudder.*)
Number 1: Ring of Fire — Johnny Cash
|Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
And it burns burns burns,