Momster: Sporticus Crazicata

Posted on | October 10, 2011 | 2 Comments

This week’s Momster:

Name: Sporticus Crazicata

Commonly known as: Crazy Fan Stand Mom

Characterized by:

• throbbing veins under turquoise eyeshadow
• a hoarse voice and Gatorade® flavoured throat lozenges
• a spectacular mastery of modern profanities that often involve body excrement, spiritual teachers and the words: “muncher”, “git” and “on a cracker”

Children identified by:

• a complete indifference to sports

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