Momster: Indulgatrix Ridiculus
Posted on | August 15, 2011 | No Comments
This week’s Momster:
Name: Indulgatrix Ridiculus
Commonly known as: Spoiler Mother
Characterized by:
- a purse full of hubba bubba (both new and chewed)
- pockets overflowing with toy store receipts, pocket video games and anxiety pills
- a violent disdain for dentists, teachers and the “Supernanny”
- a soft soothing sing-song voice suggesting to her child that he should stop whacking her with that golf-club
- a towering stack “final notice” credit card bills next
Children identified by:
- lunch box contents that would make Willy Wonka jealous
- tantrums well into their 30s
Beware! Beware! This little lady is the mummy in which your poor deprived children will judge you against. Why can’t they have pudding for breakfast? Where’s their 4th ipod? You’re a mean, mean mom. I hope you get your just punishment when they refuse to live in your basement for the rest of your life.
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