Posted on | June 19, 2011 | 1 Comment
Howdy, fathers of the world.
(Or the ones who have found this post.)
Hopefully you’re enjoying some runny pancakes and adequately faking delight at a Das ‘candydish’.
For that you should be commended.
Here are a few other dads of the animal kingdom that could give you a run for your money.
Hope you measure up!
The female seahorse with insert a tube into the male seahorse’s pouch filling it with eggs. The father then carries around the brood of 10 to 300 offspring until they are ready to hatch.
Betcha he’d take the drugs.
After the female sea catfish lays her eggs, the male scoops them up and holds them in his mouth for the month it takes them to hatch and also for two or three weeks his young need to grow into independence. While his jowls are the nursery, he doesn’t eat.
So much for brunch.
The male barking frog stays near the eggs until they’re hatched, wetting them down with urine when they begin to dry out.
Potty training at it’s finest.
Happy happy Father’s day my dad and my kids’ dad! I know you would pee on us if you had to.